Politics | Karmelo Anthony| Austin Metcalf

White Boy Attempts To Re-Enact A ‘Rosa Parks’ At A High School Track Meet in Frisco, Texas

Don’t Touch My Backpack!

What use is there for learning American history other than to enact it at a high school track meet as a 200lb linebacker, on a rainy day? Meet the late Austin Metcalf, who attempted to eject Mr. Karmelo Anthony — a guy in free-form dreadlocks — out of his seat! Oh boy, even I know NOT to mess around with those kinds of Anunnaki free thinkers! Legend has it that they’re in charge of Sumerian fates — whatever that means— but of course, you can’t count on a ‘Metcalf’ to read.

I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but read up on why the British colonialists preferred a shaved head among indigenous communities.

My sincere condolences to the guy who touched the backpack after being told several times not to touch the backpack. It reminded me of that scene in Finding Nemo, when his dad tells him not to touch the boat.

This kind of nonlistening and perceived invincibility on the part of Metcalf must have come directly from the media that these young boys are being exposed to nowadays, because his father seems like are really level-headed guy.