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Violent Rapist Conor McGregor Holds A Press Conference In The Trump White House
Karoline Leavitt (The man of women) almost tore her own lips in bliss
TMI: According to the official police report, Conor McGregor’s badly injured rape victim had to have her tampon surgically removed because of how far in her it was lodged after he was done. The only thing he had to say for himself was that he was doing cocaine that night. That is the profile of the individual Donald Trump invited to his pre-inauguration party, and most recently to the White House for St Patrick's Day.
Listening to Cocaine McRapist's ramblings on the White House podium, I quietly found myself thanking the heavens for the countless blows to the head it must have taken to leave him sounding like that.
Unfortunately, it appears that we’re going to see Conor McGregor literally everywhere else except the sacred grounds of the octagon where he hasn’t been relevant in a very long time. He’s won one fight in the past nine years the one against the aging cowboy Cerrone that Connor conveniently called the ‘end of his career’.
His fight against Khabib Nurmagomedov is one that I rewatch often because that was where it…
