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Violent Rapist Conor McGregor Holds A Press Conference In The Trump White House
Karoline Leavitt (The man of women) almost tore her own lips in bliss
TMI: According to the official police report, Conor McGregor’s badly injured rape victim had to have her tampon surgically removed because of how far in her it was lodged after he was done. The only thing he had to say for himself was that he was doing cocaine that night. That is the profile of the individual Donald Trump invited to his pre-inauguration party, and most recently to the White House for St Patrick's Day.
Listening to Cocaine McRapist's ramblings on the White House podium, I quietly found myself thanking the heavens for the countless blows to the head it must have taken to leave him sounding like that.
Unfortunately, it appears that we’re going to see Conor McGregor literally everywhere else except the sacred grounds of the octagon where he hasn’t been relevant in a very long time. He’s won one fight in the past nine years the one against the aging cowboy Cerrone that Connor conveniently called the ‘end of his career’.
His fight against Khabib Nurmagomedov is one that I rewatch often because that was where it all really ended for the loud-mouthed McRapist who couldn’t back up his vile blather to save his life. He’s been taking it out on the whole world ever since, by embodying the comical representation of every single Irish stereotype that exists out there; violent alcoholic.
The Trump white house must have found him the appropriate amount of dancing leprechaun for the holiday; short in stature, coupled with habitual mischief-making and best advised to read from a rough draft of anti-immigration nonesense.
These jokes write themselves.
The genuine hilarity of a White House which is constantly lecturing us about dangerous rapists from outside our borders, is them bringing a violent rapist from outside our borders and allowing him to stick a landing inside the White House behind the podium. MAGAs have gotten mighty comfortable with these sex predators.
