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Trump’s ‘It’s A Great Time To Buy’ Felt Like Watching The Movie ‘Blank Check’

Must have made Nancy Pelosi blush

Lucy M.
3 min readApr 10, 2025

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Photo Credit: Metro

Trump is a window covered in moisture, quite literally. Those sitting next to the window refuse to wipe it either because they don’t believe the window needs to be wiped or because it would be too disgusting to do so. In the exact second the rest of the world stopped buying U.S. bonds — the so-called safest asset in the world — Trump folded like an unused lawn chair at a family barbeque.

That brutal bond market selloff we witnessed wasn’t WallStreet panic, it was the world telling Trump, ‘we’re not playing your silly games’. His 90-day pause wasn’t leadership, it was economic humiliation in real time. So to soothe his Ego, Trump, the relentless crook, orchestrated the biggest insider trading scheme in stock market history.

He wasn’t about to waste the opportunity to make money from the highly potent insider information that he had access to. The cognitive dissonance associated with MAGAs calling this ‘strategy’ and not ‘insider trading’ — the same thing they accuse Nancy Pelosi of is actually clinical.

The White House initially denied the 90-day tariff pause had been leaked a day before on X because their insider…

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Lucy M.
Lucy M.

Written by Lucy M.

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