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Inside The ‘Make America Hot Again’ Gala For Trump
MAGA women & drag queens don’t present too differently
For most of history, we’re told that great kings and dictators were drowning in pussy if not completely besieged by it whether or not they were interested. Adolf Hitler’s office was reported to have been flooded by salacious letters from his nubile female supporters, telling the Führer in no uncertain terms to ‘put a baby in me’.
Trump himself has bragged about how they ‘let him’ grab them by the you know what.
Hitler, Trump, and most of those others aren’t usually the most to look at, however, what we observe throughout history is that the appeal of such men to the opposite sex increased dramatically when they came into public positions of power, because, as they say, power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Contrary to popular belief, most Trump-supporting women look like six miles of bad road: pie-faced, manly-looking with crazy eyes, exactly like Marjorie Taylor Greene, with all but 21 teeth and hair that looks like it was cut with an axe. At a MAGA themed wedding, they’re the most likely to smear dog crap on the walls to keep flies off the bride, herself wearing Lysol as her preferred hygiene spray.
