Opinion: Mug Shots of Donald Trump
Trump Finally Drains The Swamp
With the Capital rioters neatly tucked away (mostly), it’s starting to look like we’re finally rounding up the swamp creatures, and boy was that easy.
Below are the historical mug shots of the soon-to-be vexatious litigants who almost ushered in authoritarianism in America, along with their cartoonish roles.
Mark Randall Meadows
Meet pressure — man Markie of the “find him more votes’’ fame. He’s also implicated in a series of calls and text messages pressuring election officials to expedite so-called election audits in exchange for campaign money.
Mark is out on a $100,000 bond.
The Lawyer — guy. Dirty as an oil rig, sleazy as a pimp, and as closely related to the truth as a lie.
Out on a $150,000 bond.
Sidney ‘Kraken’ Powell
An alleged voter systems expert and bonafide nut job. Accused of hiring a firm in an effort to prove the involvement of the long-dead Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez in the 2020 election.
She’s out on a $100,000 bond
Co-Conspirator 5 is the literal definition of a swamp creature. He’s the reason you should never judge a book by its cover.
He’s out on a $100,000 bond.