Rudy Giuliani May Have Been Diagnosed With Coronavirus

Lucy M.
Dec 8, 2020

The embodiment of allegiance.

Photo by Michael Shannon on Unsplash

You’ve really done the bidding for Trump, Giulian and we’re now hearing of the occupational hazard that befell you. Remember to put on a mask — consistently in the future.

We don’t require any more proof of your allegiance to Donald Trump. We believe you and already identify you as faithful.

Like many of your colleagues, you might now have come to the realization that your job is to jump as high as he wants you to, so don’t get ahead of yourself.

And as the general of the ‘strike force’, we need you now more than ever.

Get well soon!



Lucy M.

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