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MAGA Snowflakes Demand That James Comey Be Arrested For Posting On Instagram
Kash Patel Is Out Investigating!
It’s finally here, MAGA’s ‘First’ manufactured scandal to obscure the bold-faced corruption that has been going on in Trump’s parody of an administration. Fox News has thrown them the first chunk of red meat to chew on — a James Comey post of a photo on Instagram. “86 47” it read.
What is wrong with these people? Don’t they know that James Comey has been suffering mental health challenges that cause him to arrange random shells on the beach? The guy has been arranging shells since he was a kid.
This is him as a kid. Just look at him.
Who knew that this tiny little angel would grow up to arrange a bunch of shells that made MAGAs so mad? What happened to his First Amendment rights?
You know what, scratch that. It’s the evil democrats that did it. Yup. Get 'em, Kash! Arrest Hunter Biden now! To “86” something means to cancel it, 47 being the number of times Joe Biden slipped and fell, so he had to go. I definitely had a 86451454…
