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Jumpscare! Another ‘Genetics’ Commercial To Sell A Dunkin' Donut Drink?!?!
We can do this all day
Things are moving fast, my friends. So as it turns out, American Eagle was way, way too shy for this moment with their corny word salad play with the words ‘jeans’ and ‘genes’ … What the hell was that even?
Move over, you cowards! Dunkin’ Donuts is saying exactly what they mean in their new Ad, and is not out here fishing for the mercy of confusion that was being dished out to American Eagle by the referees of reality. Genetics! There…! They said it!
Go and buy their new drink, ‘the Golden Hour Refresher’! Run!
Now, everyone except the referees of reality is wondering what genetics has to do with selling yet another invention of iced diabetes stirred into a cup by the great Dunkin' Donuts’ company … to which I say, it has everything to do with whatever good genes had to do with selling a pair of jeans at American Eagle … Nothing at all.
It’s NOT the drink or the jeans that are on sale here; It’s reproduction and self-esteem being repackaged and sold to MAGAs for a small fee.
I hate to repeat myself, but like I said in my previous article … advertisers have capably caught on to the…
