Opinion: Illegal New York synagogue tunnel discovered

‘Jew-ish’ Tunnels In New York City

What’s driving all faithful to burrow?

Lucy M.
2 min readJan 12, 2024


Photo by Tim Foster on Unsplash

You’ve probably heard about the secret tunnel network that’s been discovered by authorities under a synagogue in New York City a couple of hours ago. The exact purpose and provenance of the tunnel is subject to debate, but the News Media swears there’s nothing to see there, just a big fat nothing burger.

‘Rogue act of vandalism’, is what I’d call it, but that’s not important. What I’d like to highlight here is the heroic endeavor pursued by New York City authorities in their efforts to empty out the tunnel(s);

  1. They didn’t bomb the ground above.

2. The Authorities ventured into the tunnels, took out everybody that needed to be taken out, and arrested them.

Precision ladies and gentlemen is how you safely and competently clear out a religious group/ religious sect/ ethnic group/ humanity aka any warm body from under a tunnel(s) sans all that stentorian brag and other popping noises.

Our allies should promptly borrow a leaf.

Photo Credit: Jewish Telegraph Agency



Lucy M.

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