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“I was Being A Little Sarcastic,” Trump On Ending Ukraine War

The other lies MAGAs would rather you forget

I think most people forgot that we were at war during Trump’s entire first term. He ran on ending the war in Afghanistan but didn’t have the balls to do it, although he did finally end up releasing about 5000 al-Qaida soldiers into Afghanistan in the final hour of his presidency, just to muddy the water a little bit for Joe Biden.

What’s even more concerning is that Trump has started a trade war with our closest allies because he likes to be photographed looking busy. To vary the plot, he hired two immigrants; an African and an Indian to run the pseudo-government department DOGE to primarily fire American workers.

Just when you think the sarcasm couldn’t get more material, Trump admits that he was just being sarcastic when he repeatedly promised on the campaign trail that he would end the war in Ukraine within 24 hours.

It’s my firm belief that he was also being sarcastic when he said he was going to make America great again and create the world’s first trillionaire in another person other than himself.

But don’t tell that to the MAGAs, who haven’t received a single material thing from the…