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Elon Musk Kills 27 In Storm-Battered Kentucky. We’ll Need 27 Replacement Afrikaners

… & Sharpies to doodle a real-time weather forecast

It’s been about 18 weeks of waking up in the parody version of the United States, where the loud and wrong are still in charge, and brave enough to leave the door open for tornadoes to have had a field day out in Kentucky, squaring up with the ‘war on woke’, science, basic facts, and meteorology in general.

In a country that normally has the most advanced early warning tornado systems in the world, the National Weather Service hadn’t yet confirmed that a tornado had struck, hours after a tornado had struck …… Because earlier this year, Elon Musk, through DOGE, slashed the funding for all early warning tornado systems in the United States.

The NOAA confirmed that the reason they, too, were not able to get warnings out about these tornadoes much earlier is because Elon Musk slashed their budget, directly leading to the death of about 27.

To make things right after the storm dissipates, Elon Musk should just go ahead and order us exactly 27 new replacement Afrikaners from South Africa and an additional one for each confirmed death, because this will continue to happen since the funding…