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Billionaire Priorities: Jeff Bezos Commissions Girly Pops Trip To Outer Space
… to float around aimlessly, looking out windows
If you blinked, you may have entirely missed it. Jeff Bezos sent his fiancée, along with 5 other women in full hair and glam, on a girly pops space mission to Outer Space they dubbed 3,2,1 Take Up Space! somewhere above the Karman line in his new toy, the New Shepherd, a fully unmanned spaceship.
This 11-minute trip had zero scientific purpose except for the ladies to go up there and do handstands, hold up a daisy, tumble in zero gravity for about four minutes, and sing a song before dropping back down to kiss the earth. I fear we’re living in a clown world, but rest assured, no money or time was wasted because;
Passenger Katy Perry now feels ‘… very connected to love...’
Passenger Gayle King discovered just how ‘quiet’ it was out there
Not to mention Jeff Bezoz’s fiancée who now ‘feels more connected to ….’ ?? … because all she previously saw were the different ‘States’ that divided us …??
Women around the world were supposed to celebrate this first all-female crew to space as the ladies did the…
