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American Democracy Finally Arrives In Iran … With Loud Bangs
MAGAs have outdone themselves on world peace …
Hey MAGAs, I heard that Iran has a clock in the middle of Tehran counting down Israel’s days … Is that True?
Didn’t you guys say that Trump was going to restore world peace …I mean, Russia and Ukraine are still at it … and aren’t they also still clearing out Gaza for those beachfront properties, never mind that people have been ready to bid for months? Or was it one of those nifty spelling errors with you guys, and what you really meant was ‘Trump was going to restore the world to literal pieces?
We fully expect to see you guys and your offspring on the frontlines of this … Lord knows you’ve been itching for opportunities to hunt bad guys since the day most of you ran to get deputized to chase Latinos through strawberry fields in the process destroying this year’s crop.
Shame on you guys actually.
But look alive, though, because Israel is literally how you guys get to MAGA heaven, ask this guy.
