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Alligator Alcatraz Is Made Out Of Cheap Cutting & Stabbing Implements. Just Why?
Bad, Bad things are about to happen there
Time zones are a thing of mystery; it’s 5:00 AM in Sydney, 8:00 PM in London, and 1939 in the United States of America, where MAGAs are kicking their feet under their desks, celebrating Trump’s response to the only made-up crisis that has stuck, with the opening of a brand new concentration camp on American soil.
Are we finally allowed to quote the page where this happens in the Project 2025 workbook, or would that be fear-mongering?
Alligator Ausch... I mean, Alligator Alcatraz is what they’re calling that literal circus tent of a detention facility they’ve erected in the middle of some of the worst parts of the Florida Everglades, infested by mosquitoes, pythons, and the alligators that are supposed to be reinforcing the 30-foot tall chain link and razor wire fence at no cost at all.
The Trump administration swears that the facility cost $450 M to put up this thing that was placed on top of already paved earth: No excavation was done, no concrete was poured, and don’t ask about the plumbing. Focus on the chain link, the razor wire, and the large numbers of huge tarps. Talk about cleaning money! This administration is a walking RICO violation.
For the first time ever, odd historical events are about to be scratched directly into the…
